Paging Roissy…
After 15 happy years with his wife, Alan Jenkins decided it was time for the ultimate expression of love.
So, determined to prove his devotion, he had a lifesize image of her face – along with those of their two daughters – tattooed on his back.
But Betas always reap the contempt for themselves that they sow:
Unfortunately for the besotted Alan, it also backfired on a monumental scale after Lisa, 36, absconded with a 25-year-old Latvian hunk she had met at work.
What does the cougar whore have to say for herself?
“I didn’t plan to fall in love with Kaspars – it just happened,” she said.
The Beta is not learning from his mistake:
He could be forgiven for wanting his wife off his back for good, but despite his heartache, he has no plans to have to tattoo removed.
“Lisa may have left me but she’ll be on my back forever thanks to the tattoo,” he said.
Somebody put him out of his misery now.
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